A Singapore beauty sanctuary has achieved a masterclass in corporate gaslighting by claiming that sharing the exact same name, font, and history as a bankrupt business is simply a "quirky cosmic coincidence."

Management at Royal Secrets Beauty Indulgence requested that customers stop being "mean" just because their $50,000 facial packages vanished into a black hole of strategic rebranding.

The spa’s titular "Royal Secret" is revealed to be the offshore location of the bank account where everyone’s pre-paid credits currently reside.

One disgruntled auntie was seen vibrating with rage outside the boutique.

"Wah lao, last time they say they are same-same, now they say don't know me? Their name same, font same, even the pushy staff face also same leh!"

The company now reserves the right to call the police on anyone who remembers 2023.