The Ministry of Transport has finally admitted that managing two separate categories for the privilege of sitting in gridlock is far too much mental work for their million-dollar salaries.

Academics suggest merging Category A and B because, apparently, there is no functional difference between a Toyota Altis and a Porsche when both are eternally stuck behind a garbage truck in Toa Payoh.

One genius motor trader proposed using the buyer’s residence type to determine tax rates, effectively ensuring that anyone living above the second floor is officially too wealthy to breathe.

“Aiyah, just merge everything lah, so easy to chop carrot,” remarked one local car dealer.

“Last time Cat A more expensive than Cat B, my head also pusing, now we all can be equally broke together, very inclusive!”