Domestic violence rates in Toa Payoh have plummeted, replaced entirely by psychological warfare over the Netflix login.

Local resident Cheryl Tan recently initiated legal separation after catching her fiancé watching the "Single’s Inferno" finale without her.

"I give him my body, my youth, and my parents' approval, then this cibai go watch behind my back," Tan sobbed while clutching a discarded iPad.

Relationship experts suggest that "streaming infidelity" is now the leading cause of erectile dysfunction among local men who fear the wrath of a woman scorned by spoilers.

"Last time we fight about money, now we fight because she want watch Bridgerton but I want see people kena hentam in Physical 100," said one traumatised survivor.

The government is considering a mandatory "Watch-Together" bond to prevent the total collapse of the national birth rate.