
Singapore Woman Rejects Proposal After Ring Fails To Blind Pilot
Local man Kelvin Tan achieved "peak romance" yesterday by proposing with a 50-man tactical team and a blood-signed prenuptial agreement.
The proposal, staged at a five-star hotel, reportedly cost more than the GDP of several small island nations.
Singaporean women now demand proposals that resemble a corporate merger crossed with a Michael Bay action sequence to ensure maximum Instagram envy.
"I told him, if the diamond cannot blind one SIA pilot, don't think I'll open my legs tonight," said the fiancΓ©e, Cheryl.
"Liddat then called sincere mah, if not later he think I cheap or what."
Sociologists claim that the traditional "I love you" has been replaced by "I have high-yield bonds and a low sperm count for less domestic friction."
Kelvin later admitted the 12-carat ring was primarily intended to assert dominance over his future brother-in-law.
The couple is now planning a wedding that involves a ticketed entry and dynamic pricing to recoup their initial investment.
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