A local entrepreneur has successfully proven that the secret to property ownership in Ang Mo Kio is simply getting knocked up at sixteen and surviving a decade of nightlife-induced liver failure.

The former school dropout, who now runs a home-based facial hair empire, discovered that drawing semi-permanent lines on insecure women is significantly more profitable than finishing secondary school.

After years of juggling pub shifts and dodging a deadbeat husband, the owner transitioned from serving pints to stabbing ink into foreheads under the aggressive brand name "Browlicious."

“Last time I no money buy pampers, now I teach people how to stretch on mats,” noted the aspiring Pilates instructor while admiring her three-room trophy.

“Wah, her eyebrows more steady than my future,” remarked a judgmental neighbour.