
Singaporean Actor Reports Every Erotic Work Detail To Traumatised Wife
A local actor has reached a peak state of marital enlightenment by providing his wife with a 4K, high-definition play-by-play of every time he grinds against a co-star for a paycheck.
Claiming that "open communication" is the secret to a healthy relationship, the worker ensures his spouse knows exactly how many seconds of tongue were exchanged during filming to prevent any "unpleasant surprises."
The wife, who has reportedly developed a permanent facial twitch, must now endure daily updates on her husbandβs professional pelvic thrusts and scripted moaning.
"He also tell me how many times he go toilet and what colour his backside output, I don't want know also must know, sibeh sian lah," the wife allegedly whispered to neighbours.
Experts suggest this level of transparency is perfect for Singaporeans who want to replace actual intimacy with a constant stream of libido-killing data.
This satire is based on a real news story.
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