Local retiree Francis has emerged from his lair of reporting illegal parking to warn Singaporeans that AI is coming for their rice bowls.

The 70-year-old visionary noted that while robots can write code, they still haven't mastered the uniquely Singaporean talent for being "unremittingly awful" to retail staff for a five-cent discount.

Francis argued that entry-level jobs are safe because machines lack the human capacity to tolerate 12-hour shifts while being micromanaged by a diploma-less supervisor.

He reassured Sinkies that until a chatbot can effectively STOMP a neighbor for hanging wet laundry on a bamboo pole, their careers as professional snitches remain secure.

Meanwhile, HR departments are reportedly excited to replace expensive fresh graduates with AI that doesn't demand "work-life balance" or therapy sessions.

SkillsFuture has already announced a new 40-hour course on "How to Beg A Robot For Your Old Job Back."