A local visionary, Lim Kopi, has successfully liquidated his entire life savings in a record-breaking three minutes after following a YouTube tutorial titled “How to Retire at 25.”

By leveraging his CPF funds at a ratio of 500:1 on the Mongolian Tugrik, Lim managed to trigger a margin call so loud it was heard inside the MAS building.

“I tell you ah, the candle stick go down faster than my pants at Geylang, but it’s okay, the guru say this is ‘market liquidity contribution’ lor,” Lim explained while staring at a blank MT4 screen.

The 28-year-old now spends his days preaching about the joys of "asset-light living" to anyone who will listen at the Maxwell Food Centre tray return station.

Financial analysts suggest that Singapore is leading the world in "unintentional philanthropy" as traders donate their inheritances to billionaire hedge funds in London.

“Next time I play big big again, definitely can win one, trust me leh,” Lim added.