
Singaporean Girl Declared Legally Dead After Posting Unedited Photo On Instagram
The Singapore Civil Defence Force was called to Orchard Road this morning after a 21-year-old student accidentally uploaded a photo that displayed a visible skin pore.
Horrified onlookers reported that the girl began to disintegrate into a pile of generic luxury shopping bags as soon as the post went live without a vintage grainy filter.
"Walao eh, I see her face in the photo I straight away want to vomit, so many blackheads man, how to survive like that?" commented one bystander while frantically checking her own follower count.
Paramedics rushed to the scene but were unable to find a pulse, noting that her heart had ceased beating the moment the "Like" count failed to hit triple digits within sixty seconds.
"Cannot lah, if you don't use Meitu to fix your face until you look like a porcelain doll, you basically don't exist in SG," remarked a local social media consultant.
The government is currently considering a law to mandate the immediate incineration of any female who fails to maintain a perfectly curated aesthetic.
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