Local socialite Cheryl Tan has achieved the ultimate dream of every Singaporean female by legally changing her DNA to 24-karat gold and premium lambskin.

The 24-year-old influencer reportedly spent her entire savings on a surgical procedure to replace her personality with a limited-edition monogram print.

Doctors confirm that Cheryl no longer requires oxygen, surviving solely on the envious glares of peasants at Ngee Ann City.

"Wah lau, her skin so smooth, exactly like the quilted leather I see in MBS window," remarked bystander Meiling, 29.

"I also want to chop off my hand and replace with Rolex watch, then I no need to check time, I am the time, sibeh power right?"

The Ministry of Flexing has praised the move, noting that human rights are temporary but a classic double-flap bag is forever.

Cheryl’s parents expressed immense pride, stating that their daughter is finally worth more than the dirt she used to walk on.

"Last time she just a normal girl, now she is a high-SES investment piece," her mother beamed while polishing her daughter’s left earlobe with a microfiber cloth.