Local airhead Cheryl Lim was found twitching under a pile of synthetic lace today after her latest shopping haul arrived looking like a used car wash rag.

The 24-year-old reportedly spent her entire future inheritance on 400 identical rompers, erroneously believing that mass consumption could mask the hollow vacuum where her soul used to be.

"Wah lau, I tell her already the price so cheap must be fake one, but she don't want listen lah," remarked her mother, Madam Tan.

"Now she cry because the dress so small only can fit her ego, then the smell like burning plastic, damn jialat man."

Psychiatrists noted that the shock of receiving a "size XL" garment that wouldn't fit a malnourished hamster has induced a catatonic state of self-loathing.

Despite the trauma, Lim was last seen reloading her digital cart after a sponsored post suggested that cheap polyester is the only cure for her misery.