A local legend has emerged after a viral video showed a Singaporean man stuffing flyers into unlocked HDB letterboxes with the dexterity of a professional blackjack dealer.

Dubbed the "Letterbox Shuffler," the man’s ability to penetrate every unlocked slit in a block of flats has been hailed as the greatest feat of Singaporean productivity since the invention of the ERP.

Ministry officials are reportedly considering replacing the entire SingPost workforce with this one man and his magical flyer-poking stick.

"His technique of sliding unsolicited garbage into private property is truly world-class," noted one local resident who spends six hours a day filming his neighbors for Stomp instead of finding a real job.

Authorities have reminded Sinkies that leaving a letterbox unlocked is basically an open invitation for property agents to legally violate your peace with glossy paper.

Meanwhile, the man has been offered a permanent position at Marina Bay Sands to ensure tourists lose their life savings with similar speed and efficiency.