Local resident Lim Kopi has pioneered a revolutionary financial strategy by treating his ageing parents and infant son as a single, multi-generational biomass.

By forcing his retired father to share a playpen with his two-year-old, Lim has successfully halved his supervision costs while accelerating his own inevitable cardiac event.

“Sian man, my father want bird nest, my son want Gerber, I tell them both just share the same mashed broccoli can liao,” Lim remarked while weeping into a cold, budget-brand coffee.

Economists have praised the move, noting that the “Sandwich Generation” can only survive by applying maximum hydraulic pressure to their bank accounts and spinal discs.

“Last time my mother carry me, now I carry her and my son until my backbone become prata, sibeh siong sia,” Lim added, gesturing to the human tower in his living room.

Government officials are now reportedly considering tax rebates for any Sinkie capable of balancing three generations on a single foldable bicycle.