The S.E.A. Aquarium has officially replaced national service as the most expensive place for Singaporeans to stand still and do absolutely nothing.

Thousands of locals are flocking to Sentosa to pay exorbitant entry fees just to stare at a giant glass wall until their brains resemble the brainless jellyfish behind it.

“Eh, I pay so much money to see this grouper, might as well imagine it with soy sauce and ginger leh,” said visitor Tan Ah Kow, while drooling onto the viewing gallery carpet.

Management confirmed that the sharks are currently suffering a mental breakdown after enduring twelve hours of being judged by aunties who think they look "too skinny."

The facility provides a perfect environment for "lepak" enthusiasts to experience the thrill of being underwater without the risk of actually exercising.

"Sibeh shiok man, I just sit here and think about my debt until the stingray swim past," Tan added, before being escorted out for trying to salt the water.