In a stunning display of gender-normative audacity, local pilot Bruce Boo has officially assumed the role of "Captain" over a woman who carries the entire nation’s sporting dignity on her back.

While Yip Pin Xiu was busy collecting her eighth world title, Boo was reportedly practicing his "alpha stance" to ensure no one forgets who wears the metaphorical wings in this household.

"I love how he’s not intimidated by my success," Yip confirmed, proving even a woman with more gold than a Geylang pawn shop needs a man to navigate the terrifying waters of a dating app.

The wedding proved that any regular Sinkie can feel like a king as long as he finds a national hero willing to let him pretend he’s in charge.

At press time, Boo was seen explaining the basic mechanics of buoyancy to his wife, just in case she forgot how water works after her seventh Paralympic gold.