Singapore’s National Parks Board (NParks) has announced a groundbreaking new conservation effort following the latest discovery of a 4-metre python attempting to hijack an HDB lift to access a higher floor HDB flat. Sources suggest the reptile was targeting a specific unit, reportedly known for its exceptionally plump, slow-moving house cat. “Siao ah, this snake look damn entitled one. He waiting for the lift like he paying conservancy charges,” remarked resident Ah Hock. An NParks spokesperson clarified that while snakes are part of Singapore’s biodiversity, this particular specimen has been relocated to a luxury condo’s infinity pool, where it will be monitored for "aspirational behaviour." The public is reminded not to feed the wildlife, especially if it’s wearing a discarded lanyard.