
Singaporean Socialites Horrified As Party Secret Reveals Functional Libido
A lavish housewarming party in Ardmore Park descended into total chaos last night when a local influencer accidentally admitted she enjoys physical intimacy.
The revelation occurred during a high-stakes round of 'Truth or Dare' involving overpriced champagne and suppressed trauma.
Guests were reportedly nauseated when the 24-year-old confessed that she occasionally initiates intercourse without first checking her partner's bank balance.
“Wah lau, I thought she was high-SES goddess, but actually she just one horny person only,” remarked one witness while clutching his gold Rolex.
“So disgusting one, talk about feelings and sweat instead of luxury dividends, I almost vomit my caviar out.”
The party was immediately shut down by the host, who claimed such carnal honesty was a threat to national stability.
Experts suggest that having a genuine sex drive in Singapore is now considered more scandalous than insider trading.
The influencer has since been exiled to a life of wearing non-designer labels in Yishun.
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