The Monetary Authority of Singapore has officially integrated international phishing syndicates into the national financial roadmap to ensure the city-state remains a hyper-efficient wealth-redistribution hub.

Officials argue that allowing offshore call centres to systematically drain CPF accounts is the most effective way to stimulate the economy without increasing the GST.

"Wa lau, the scammer service damn solid, call me 'Sir' five times and even ask if I eat lunch already, not like my own children," said 70-year-old victim Lim Pek Chee.

Lim, who lost $400,000 in a fake investment scheme, reportedly spent three hours trying to convince the scammer to accept CDC vouchers instead of a direct bank transfer.

"I tell the fella, if you want my money, must give me some discount or Shopee coins, don't be so stingy lah," Lim added while clicking a suspicious link.