Singaporean females have reached the final stage of dermal evolution by transforming into literal sheets of transparent Pyrex.

Local influencer Cheryl Lim has successfully exfoliated her face into a state of total transparency, allowing passers-by to witness her liver functioning in real-time.

Doctors claim her skincare routine is so aggressive that her DNA has been replaced by a cocktail of high-potency Vitamin C and snail mucus.

The Ministry of Health has issued a high-glare warning for the Orchard Road area, as Cheryl’s forehead currently reflects sunlight with the intensity of a thousand dying stars.

“My skin so glass now, even the sun also scared to touch me, later he blind,” Cheryl shouted while applying her 47th layer of SPF 5000.

“Last time got pore I want to die, now my face so smooth the fly land also auto-skid and fall down!”

Her fiancé reportedly suffered second-degree burns after catching a reflected beam of light while trying to kiss her cheek.

“He say I look like ghost, but I say he just jealous my face more expensive than his car,” Cheryl remarked through her shimmering, translucent jawline.

Experts suggest that if she applies one more layer of retinol, she may simply vanish into a cloud of pure, unadulterated vanity.