Local housewife Cheryl Tan has been officially inducted into the Internal Security Department after successfully bypassing her husband’s biometric security using a piece of Scotch tape and his thumb.

The 32-year-old Singaporean female reportedly spent six hours meticulously scrolling through WhatsApp archives dating back to 2014, looking for any mention of the name ‘Amanda’ or suspiciously cheap beer promotions.

Her husband, who thought his 24-character alphanumeric password was secure, woke up to find his entire digital history exported to a pivot table for cross-referencing.

"Wah lau, her fingers move faster than esports pro player sia, I tell you," said neighbour Auntie Bee, who witnessed the tactical extraction through the kitchen window.

"He sleep like pig, she just take his thumb and 'tik' only, then all his secrets come out like longkang water."

Government officials are now considering replacing the national cyber-security team with a brigade of suspicious Singaporean girls equipped with long acrylic nails and unbridled paranoia.

Experts suggest that if Singaporean women applied their investigative talents to actual crime, the country would reach zero delinquency within forty-eight hours.