In a move that has plunged the central business district into a state of high-alert lockdown, local woman Cheryl Tan has invoked the full might of the military after her boyfriend jokingly remarked that her forehead could double as a landing strip.

"He really want to die ah, say my forehead so big can see from Johor Bahru," Cheryl screamed while polishing her collection of designer handbags.

Experts suggest that the light-hearted teasing of a Singaporean female is a direct violation of international law, punishable by a lifetime of the silent treatment and the immediate freezing of all joint bank accounts.

"I only say she look a bit like one pufferfish when she angry, then she start to cry like I kill her cat," said the boyfriend, currently seeking asylum in a public toilet.

The government is reportedly considering a mandatory 'No-Roast' policy to prevent the total collapse of the fragile local dating market.

"Liddat also cannot, next time I just shut up and pay for everything lor," the boyfriend added, sobbing into his leather wallet.