
Singaporean Woman Finally Reaches Goal Weight By Evaporating Into Thin Air
Local marketing associate Cheryl Lim has finally achieved the pinnacle of Singaporean feminine beauty by successfully vanishing from the physical plane.
After three months of a strict "oxygen-only" diet, the 24-year-old managed to shed her final five grams of corporeal mass during a pilates session.
Friends and family are reportedly "green with envy" as Cheryl can now fit into a dress size typically reserved for high-end toothpicks.
"Wah, she look damn good sia, literally cannot see her," remarked her best friend, Janice.
"Last time she still got one bit of meat on her arm, now totally transparent, so steady!"
The authorities have praised Cheryl's commitment to the national fitness initiative, noting that a ghost requires zero healthcare resources.
Cherylβs mother was equally supportive of her daughterβs transition into a haunting mist.
"Aiyo, at least now her face don't look so round in the wedding photos lor," she said.
"Before this she so fat, now she so light she can fly to the mall and save on transport."
Experts suggest that if more Singaporean women followed this "ethereal" trend, the country could finally solve its land scarcity issues.
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