
Singaporean Woman Finally Translucent Enough To See Her Own Lunch
Local socialite Cheryl Tan has finally achieved the pinnacle of Singaporean feminine beauty by becoming completely invisible to the naked eye.
After a decade of bathing in industrial-grade glutathione and scrubbing her face with concentrated lemon acid, Tan has successfully transcended the need for skin pigments entirely.
Doctors confirm that her complexion is now so porcelain-white that she regularly reflects sunlight into the eyes of oncoming traffic, causing several minor pile-ups on the PIE.
"Wah, I so happy sia, my skin so fair until I can see my small intestine moving when I eat laksa," said Tan while applying a fresh layer of 'Nuclear Winter' brightening serum.
Her mother, who initially encouraged the regime, expressed slight concern that she can no longer find her daughter during power outages.
"Last time I tell her don't go under the sun, now she bright like LED lamp, my electricity bill also go down already," her mother added while squinting at the glowing void where her daughter's face used to be.
Cosmetic brands are already lining up to sign Tan, though they are struggling to find a foundation shade that matches βGlow-in-the-Dark Poltergeistβ.
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