Local socialite Cheryl Tan has finally reached her target weight of 32kg after a revolutionary surgical procedure to completely hollow out her torso.

The lifestyle trend, dubbed "The Void Deck Gutting," involves the removal of the liver, lungs, and intestines to ensure a perfectly flat stomach for her upcoming wedding photoshoot.

"Aiya, no choice one mah, if I eat one grain of rice my BMI become like elephant already," said Cheryl while vibrating from severe malnutrition.

Her surgeon confirmed that by replacing her heavy biological matter with helium-filled balloons, she can now hover slightly above the pavement to avoid sweating.

"Now my waist so small can fit into a keyhole, confirm all my friends go crazy with jealousy," she added through a liquid-only feeding tube.

Health officials suggest that by 2026, the average Singaporean girl will consist entirely of hair extensions and sheer spite.

"Siao eh, organs for what? Can eat one meh? I rather look like a toothpick than a giant mantou," chirped her best friend, who is currently scheduling a spleen extraction.