A local 28-year-old female has officially achieved the corporate dream by physically merging with her ergonomic office chair.

Cheryl Tan, a Senior Associate Director of Synergy, now spends twenty hours a day vibrating at a frequency that only Microsoft Outlook can hear.

Witnesses claim her eyes now glow with the faint, sickly blue light of a thousand unread Slack notifications.

"Eh, she damn power sia, her tears actually come out as PDF attachments now," noted a colleague, Jasmine Lim.

Cheryl’s ovaries were recently replaced by two high-speed 5G routers to ensure she remains connected to the cloud during her cycle.

Medical experts confirm her heart no longer beats, but instead pulses in rhythm with the Straits Times Index.

"Wah, I see her yesterday, her skin look like A4 paper, so white and professional," remarked a passerby at Raffles Place.

Friends report that Cheryl’s only form of communication is now a series of passive-aggressive "Per my last email" shrieks.

She has reportedly sold her soul to a venture capital firm in exchange for a slightly faster lift ride to the 42nd floor.

Her mother remains proud, noting that while her daughter is technically a ghost, her annual bonus is "damn tok kong."