
Singaporean Woman Successfully Replaces Entire Personality With Lululemon Leggings And Açaí Bowl
Local pioneer Cheryl Lim has finally achieved the dream of becoming a walking carbon copy of every single Instagram explore page in the Orchard Road district.
Doctors confirm that her blood has been entirely replaced by organic oat milk and her vocal cords can now only produce the sound of a camera shutter.
“Eh, why you judge? My life very high SES one okay, every morning must eat cold purple sludge then go Pilates,” she commented while adjusting $120 yoga pants that have never touched a gym floor.
Experts suggest that Cheryl’s brain is now a revolving slideshow of Iceland holiday photos and pictures of expensive candles.
“If I don’t post the aesthetic cafe photo, did I even really eat? My followers need to know I’m living my best life, even if I’m damn broke,” she added, before spending forty minutes photographing a lukewarm croissant.
The Ministry of Culture is reportedly considering designating the “Basic Bitch” aesthetic as Singapore’s national costume to save money on variety.
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