Local socialite Cheryl Lim has finally achieved peak efficiency by vacating her brain to make room for a limited-edition quilted lambskin accessory.

The transformation occurred mid-stroll through Ngee Ann City, where her pulse reportedly synced with the fluctuating retail price of her new possession.

Medical experts confirm that Cheryl no longer possesses human traits, only a refined sense of superiority over anyone carrying a polyester wallet.

"Wah, you see her or not? Last time she normal girl, now she walk like she own the whole ION Orchard," remarked witness Mavis Neo.

"Even when she go toilet, she must hold the bag like it is her own baby, sibeh pattern one," Mavis added.

The handbag has been granted its own VIP membership and is currently scouting for a more attractive owner with a higher credit limit.

"Ai ya, don't talk to me if your bag don't have gold chain, I cannot hear poor people speaking," Cheryl allegedly told a passerby while vibrating with luxury.

The government is currently considering taxing Cheryl as a high-end retail outlet rather than a living citizen.