The nation weeps, or at least mildly inconveniences itself, as Champion Sports closes after 53 glorious years.Apparently, Mr. Anil Sachdeva’s children had the audacity to pursue "their own careers" instead of dutifully taking over a perfectly good business.Imagine the horror!A multi-generational enterprise, sacrificed on the altar of "personal fulfilment" and "passion projects."Singaporeans everywhere are now left wondering where they’ll buy their obscure sepak takraw balls.Sources confirm the offspring are likely busy creating viral TikTok dances or perfecting their latte art.Truly, a tragedy for Singapore’s sporting heritage, but a massive win for the cafe economy.Perhaps the children are simply too busy complaining about the lack of affordable housing to run a retail empire.The nerve, prioritizing avocado toast and existential dread over a solid, family-run business.What will become of us all when our elders finally decide they're allowed to stop working?The horror, the horror.