Singaporeans are reportedly looking across the Causeway with a mix of deep envy and horror after Malaysia successfully arrested a woman for being annoying on TikTok.

Local authorities are allegedly taking detailed notes, realizing they have been far too soft by letting grumpy uncles scream about the government for free at hawker centers.

The Malaysian government’s use of the Sedition Act—a law they previously promised to kill—has inspired local fans of irony who enjoy watching politicians become the very thing they used to protest against.

The woman reportedly lost her appetite during her three-day lock-up, which Singaporean fitness influencers are already rebranding as the "Madani Fasting Challenge."

"We absolutely value freedom of expression, provided you use that freedom to express how amazing we are," a spokesperson said while polishing a pair of handcuffs.

Local netizens are now living in fear that criticizing a Malaysian politician might lead to an extradition to a cell that doesn't even have air-conditioning.

Historians noted that the arrest is a touching tribute to the 1990s, proving that Anwar Ibrahim is a traditionalist who truly misses the smell of a damp floor.

Singaporeans are now reconsidering their vacation plans, worried that a stray "like" on a satirical video might result in a mandatory three-day staycation in a Malaysian remand center.