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Singapore Slurp: Singaporeans Rejoice: AI Will Create Many "Good Jobs"… Just Not For Them.
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Singaporeans Rejoice: AI Will Create Many "Good Jobs"… Just Not For Them.

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Marcus Tan
Saturday 28th February 2026 @ 14:32 SST
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Singaporeans can breathe a collective sigh of relief, as Prime Minister Lawrence Wong has personally guaranteed that AI will absolutely, definitely, create "good jobs."For someone.Somewhere.Probably.The government’s latest strategy involves fully embracing our AI overlords to ensure unprecedented economic growth.Local hero Angeline Tan, once a mere chatbot manager, has already been promoted to "AI Tech Lead," proving that the future of work is indeed bright – for the very few who can successfully supervise their digital replacements.Soon, all citizens will experience the joyous liberation from mundane tasks, allowing them to pursue higher-value activities like… finding another job.Or perhaps just contemplating the soaring rental costs, which AI, regrettably, has yet to solve.After all, someone still needs to make sure the robots get their kopi.

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