Local boomers are terrified that ChatGPT is coming for the only job that matters: writing 500-word essays about tissue packets on hawker tables.

Francis warns that while AI can code, it cannot yet capture the specific "pioneer generation" rage required to film a bus driver from three inches away.

"AI is awful because it doesn't understand that I need to demand to see a manager just to feel alive," Francis noted while glaring at a self-checkout machine.

The Ministry of Manpower confirmed that while AI increases productivity, it still fails to achieve the 100% "wayang" efficiency required for a civil service promotion.

Experts suggest that until robots learn to "chope" seats with virtual umbrellas, the average Sinkie’s social utility remains safe.

Most locals are just relieved a robot might finally be the one to tell their toxic boss they are resigning.