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Singapore Slurp: Sinkie Couple Saws BTO Flat in Half to Maximise Resale
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Sinkie Couple Saws BTO Flat in Half to Maximise Resale

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Jian Li
Tuesday 19th May 2026 @ 06:00 SST
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A local Singaporean couple partitioned their Toa Payoh BTO using a diamond-tipped industrial saw to settle a bitter divorce.

The High Court ordered a 50-50 split, leading the pair to draw a thick red line through the toilet bowl.

Real estate analysts claim this "dual-key divorcee" layout is the most efficient way to survive the property market without sacrificing capital gains.

"He stay his side lor, but aircon compressor on my side, so he better pay me rent or I turn off," said Mdm Koh.

"I already tell him, your face I cannot stand, but the location is damn huat, so bo bian I stay lor."

The ex-husband was seen installing a barbed-wire fence through the living room.

"Judge say must divide, so I divide the wifi router also, now both no signal, damn song," he added.

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