A local visionary has discovered that the “return date” on a vehicle rental agreement is merely a subjective philosophical suggestion.

By deploying a tactical sequence of hospital-related excuses, the driver has successfully converted a standard BMW 318i into a permanent emotional support heirloom.

The rental company, currently operating on “thoughts and prayers” and desperate Facebook pleas, expressed shock that their tracker-free vehicle didn’t return itself out of pure loyalty.

“Wah lau, she say papa surgery then mama masuk hospital, then friend no money,” complained the rental manager.

“Every day also got new operation one, her family must be X-Men is it? Return my car lah, siao ah!”

Experts suggest that as long as she continues ghosting everyone, the car officially belongs to her.