A visionary Singaporean has revolutionized the local economy by inventing a "buy one, get both free" scheme that involves simply lying to a delivery app.

The pioneer, caught on high-definition CCTV looking exactly like a man committing petty fraud for noodles, claimed his dinner had vanished into the fourth dimension.

"Wah lau, I carry the bag but the food inside disappear leh, must be ghost," the customer reportedly told support while picking mee sua out of his teeth.

The delivery giant initially supported this financial strategy by robbing the merchant of $47.80, proving their AI has the IQ of a frozen fishball.

The merchant was eventually reimbursed after proving that physical matter does not cease to exist just because a Sinkie is cheap.