
Sinkie Driver Tests If Red Lights Are Merely Aesthetic Recommendations
A visionary Singaporean motorist has been arrested after pioneering a bold new interpretation of traffic laws that treats red lights as optional mood lighting.
The driver waited ten seconds for the light to turn a more flattering crimson before deciding to steamroll a mother and two children on a PMD.
The motorist reportedly remained in her vehicle to contemplate why the pedestrians hadn't simply glitched through the asphalt like NPCs in a broken simulation.
'Aiyoh, auntie see red light like see ghost ah? She just zoom past like she late for 4D opening!' shouted one witness.
Authorities are investigating if the driverβs 'shock' was caused by the collision or realising life lacks a respawn button.
This satire is based on a real news story.
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