Singaporean motorists demonstrated their legendary commitment to efficiency on Cecil Road by ensuring a local python didn’t just have a bad day, but a final one.

The reptile was struck twice, a classic "double-confirm" procedure performed by drivers who refuse to leave any job half-done.

One witness, a Delivery Rider, remarked, "Eh, the snake blur like sotong sia, cross road never look. Then 'pop'—the eye come out like bubble tea pearl! Confirm plus chop the driver never see."

Wildlife experts suggested the dislodged eyeball was simply a physical manifestation of the snake's shock at the sheer audacity of Cecil Road traffic.

The python passed away shortly after, reportedly unable to cope with the sudden, high-definition perspective of its own mortality.