Singaporeans are now upgrading their property portfolios by literal down-cycling, following a breakthrough audit by Grandmaster Huat.

The audit, which cost more than a three-bedroom resale flat in Toa Payoh, concluded that positive 'Qi' is most concentrated where the smell of rotting leftovers is strongest.

Local homeowner, Tan Ah Kow, was seen lugging his designer sofa into the communal bin centre yesterday morning.

"Wah lau, Master say my living room got 'killing air' so I must stay here lor," Tan explained while swatting away a swarm of prosperous flies.

"Smell a bit koyak only, but for 4D strike, I can tahan one, confirm plus chop!"

Housing developers are reportedly thrilled, as this allows them to market bin centres as 'Exclusive Subterranean Bio-Energy Suites' for $2 million a unit.

Meanwhile, the Master has fled to a luxury penthouse in Sentosa Cove, presumably because his own 'Wealth Vortex' requires a view of the yacht club.