Singaporean bachelor Jason Lim has revolutionised the mating scene by declaring that the most potent aphrodisiac is the stench of a Toa Payoh coffee shop.

Lim insists that if a woman can endure a first date amidst pigeon carcasses and oily floor tiles, she is ready for any carnal depravity.

"If she cannot tahan the uncle coughing phlegm next to us, then her stamina in bed confirm cannot one lah," Lim remarked.

He claims the humidity and the screeching of the drink stall auntie create a primal environment superior to any air-conditioned restaurant.

"You see her swallow the half-boiled egg in one go, you know she is the one, sibeh song," he added.

Socialites are now flocking to heartland stalls to find partners who can handle a little grease before the sheets get messy.