Singaporean youths are reportedly "begging" younger MPs to cease their desperate social media antics.Latest lawmakers unleash cringe-worthy TikTok dances, 0.5 selfies, and Spotify Wrapped."We want affordable HDBs, not our MP awkwardly flailing to Taylor Swift," lamented one Gen Z voter.Shockingly, senior ministers, who probably confuse "For You Page" with "Folks Yelling Profanities," still dominate online.It seems Sinkies prefer grey-haired wisdom fixing bus routes to forced viral trends.The clear lesson: politicians aren't influencers; they are, simply, politicians.Ever-pragmatic Singaporeans would rather functional infrastructure than another awkward MP attempting to dab.Competent housing policy beats any amount of cringe-worthy gyrating, any day.