The Monetary Authority of Singapore has officially sanctioned the "Eternal Servitude" car loan package for aspiring Mitsubishi Attrage owners.

Local banks now offer a 99-year repayment scheme, ensuring your grandchildren can finish paying for the steering wheel long after the car has been scrapped.

Financial experts suggest that trading a functional liver is a small price to pay for the privilege of crawling through the CTE at 20km/h.

"Wah lau, interest rate higher than my blood pressure but the car got leather seat leh," said local debtor, Lim Kopi.

"Now I can flex on my secondary school classmates while eating plain bread for the next three decades, steady po pi!"

The bank confirmed that in the event of death, the debt will be transferred to the owner’s family dog or any surviving house plants.

Ultimately, looking rich while being technically homeless remains the quintessential Singaporean Dream.