The Ministry of Manpower has unveiled a revolutionary retirement strategy allowing Singaporeans to physically merge with their concrete assets.

With Ordinary Accounts now permanently drained to zero, citizens are encouraged to view their 4-room BTO as a giant, inhabitable piggy bank.

"Eh, don't say I never save money ah, I got one whole master bedroom to eat for dinner," said local homeowner Tan Ah Kow, while licking a marble countertop.

"Last time I want go Europe, now I just stare at the ceiling and imagine the accrued interest is my holiday."

Experts suggest that by 2050, the average citizen will be legally classified as a "structural pillar" to satisfy retirement sum requirements.

"My CPF all go inside the wall already, so now I just sleep standing up loh," Tan added while polishing a skirting board.

The government reassured citizens that while their bank accounts are empty, their floor tiles are technically world-class.