The Singapore Police Force has arrested a 41-year-old woman for attempting to disrupt national peace by being significantly more efficient than actual law enforcement.

The aspiring investigator allegedly realized the only way to command respect in Singapore is to combine state authority with the vocabulary of a drunken sailor.

Authorities were alerted when the suspect used the F-word over 15 times in a single thread, a level of linguistic productivity rarely seen in the civil service.

"Liddat also can?" said one local netizen.

"Usually SPF talk so polite, but this auntie talk like my encik after I drop my rifle, damn authentic sia!"

The SPF reminded citizens that "policing with heart" does not usually involve making threats of sexual violence on Facebook.