
Sinkies Charged $2.50 To Ghost Drivers Within Smelling Distance
TADA has announced Singaporeans must now pay for the sadistic pleasure of cancelling a ride while making direct eye contact.
The policy ensures drivers receive $3 if a Sinkie ghosts them within 500 metres, effectively monetising the trauma of being rejected.
"Wah lau, I see the fellow waving, then suddenly 'Trip Cancelled' pop up," one driver complained.
"At least I get three dollars for the petrol I wasted turning into his carpark."
The platform also raised cleaning fees to $150, acknowledging that passenger vomit is more corrosive than previously estimated.
"I always wait for the car turn corner first then I press cancel," one rider admitted.
"Pay $2.50 to see uncle's soul leave his body, damn worth it sia."
This satire is based on a real news story.
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