Sentosa Golf Club was rocked this week as American golfer Auston Kim revealed that having a functioning brain actually helps in professional sports.

Local Sinkies, who usually reserve their mental capacity for calculating the exact second a Grab surge price will ruin their life, expressed deep confusion at the concept of a “mental game.”

Kim’s reliance on a mental coach has sparked a nationwide crisis among Singaporean parents who previously thought mental health was just a myth invented by Gen Z to avoid tuition.

“I usually just swing the stick and pray the ball doesn’t hit a monitor lizard or a corrupt billionaire,” said one local towkay while adjusted his $50,000 watch.

Meanwhile, local amateur Chen Xingtong continues to climb the leaderboard, proving that the only psychological edge a Singaporean needs is the crushing, omnipresent fear of disappointing their mother.

Experts suggest that if more Singaporeans adopted a ‘mental game,’ they might finally realize that walking across a field in 35-degree heat for four hours is objectively a sign of clinical insanity.