The Singapore U18 Water Polo team has successfully asserted national dominance by defeating China in a sport that primarily involves treading water while wearing neon-coloured dental floss.

After a thrilling 14-14 draw, the match was decided by a penalty shootout, proving that Singaporeans are indeed world-class at throwing things when there is no Hello Kitty queue involved.

One disgruntled eyewitness remarked, "Win already then what? Next time go work also must sit in office. You think swim fast can help you clear OT ah? Don't siao lah."

The victory confirms that Sinkies are the apex predators of the shallow end, provided nobody asks them to swim in the actual ocean.

Experts suggest the Chinese team simply lost focus after being blinded by the sheer aerodynamic audacity of the Singaporean athletes' extremely tight polyester pouches.