Singaporeans, known for their unwavering pursuit of convenience, are now demanding the radical concept of… physical money.Yes, the government is "reviewing" if merchants should accept those quaint, crinkly pieces of paper called cash.This groundbreaking initiative comes after an MP bravely pointed out some citizens might not own a smartphone or possess the magical ability to use QR codes.Think of the children! How will they sneakily buy kachang puteh if not with coin?And our beloved seniors, who still believe "PayNow" is a direct command from their grandchildren.Experts predict this review, possibly spanning five budget cycles, will culminate in a national referendum.The burning question: Should Singaporeans be forced to touch dirty banknotes, or will we finally achieve true cashless nirvana, forcing grandmas to get TikTok accounts just to buy kopi?Stay tuned for absolutely nothing to change quickly.