The island nation has reached a fiscal milestone as citizens successfully outsourced $4 billion to enterprising teenagers in Cambodian call centres.

National data reveals that Singaporeans are so eager to be defrauded they are hand-delivering gold bars to strangers like expensive pizzas.

"I see link say 'Win Free iPhone,' I just click lor," said a local victim, a data entry clerk.

"Every month also got new trend, but the bodoh factor remains the same one lah," explained a local security consultant.

Authorities praised the public for their unwavering commitment to clicking every suspicious link sent by "government officials" on WhatsApp.

Paying $913 million to avoid talking to their own families is considered a bargain for most Sinkies.