A 28-year-old man has successfully hacked the marital system by marrying a 51-year-old woman, effectively securing a spouse and a maternal guardian in one convenient package.

The groom, who spends his days hauling gas tanks for his wife’s business, remains unfazed when strangers mistake his bride for the woman who actually birthed him.

He noted that having a wife who still packs his lunchbox and reminds him to take an umbrella is the absolute pinnacle of domestic efficiency.

By marrying a woman with children his own age, the man has bypassed the expensive "parenting" phase to go straight to "borrowing money from his stepsons."

“Eh, is very smart one!” said a local observer. “No need to pay for dating, and the wife already got gas business, very steady lah!”