Singaporeans are still reeling in utter horror.A Malaysian woman dared to have a “schizophrenic relapse” and wield a knife.In the hallowed, air-conditioned halls of Upper Serangoon Shopping Centre, no less.Local authorities, famed for their world-class efficiency, were reportedly baffled.How could such an unscheduled, emotionally charged event occur without a permit?Citizens across the island, clutching their pearls tighter than their CPF statements, questioned the very fabric of society.Was this the end of our impeccable public safety record?The woman’s plea of “emotional instability” was met with a collective, bewildered shrug.Surely, one simply *queues* for their emotional breakdown.Preferably in a designated, air-conditioned room, complete with a booking system and a QR code.