In a city where "rest" is considered a criminal offence, Simmons is now charging Singaporeans $200 to enter a "World-Class Sleep Lounge" for a supervised nap.

This allows sleep-deprived locals to earn Kris+ miles on their $3,600 mattresses, presumably to fly to a country where they aren't working until they go blind.

Tempur is also marketing $6,000 "NASA-certified" frames for those who want their spinal alignment to be the only stable thing in their lives.

An exhausted accountant noted: "Wah lau, $200 to sleep in public? Very expensive sia, but at least nobody can ask me for report when I am inside the Beautyrest!"

Evidently, Sinkies must pay for the privilege of deep sleep.